mehrzad

Mehrzad means the son of the sun. One of the best men. Kind hearted, kind, determined. Hubei's option for friendship and marriage. Do not miss him crazy!

I wish I was Mehrzad
I need a Mehrzad in my life

by mehrzadmehrzad August 16, 2018

Meaniepants

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.

"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you just said, right?"

by Babo - B June 6, 2019

Melvina

A very smart and bubbly person. She always glow with that beautiful smile, and she will always have your back. She can be quite reserved at first, but if you open up with here she will open up to you. all the boys fall head over heels with her because she is extremely gorgeous, but she is loyal to one guy and will always fight for that person.

Girl #1: I really like this guy, but he obviously likes Melvina.

Girl #2: ugh, she pulls all the guys because she is so pretty!

by locoxloco October 19, 2019

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

meysam

A boy’s name
Meysam is a great person
Understanding and kind. He helps you with all he can and rarely gets angry with you. You can always trust him and depend on him for eternity.

Girl: wish i could be with meysam, man of my dreams

by Ranool October 25, 2017

Medium is Premium

A mantra that is mainly used in the anime/weeb community to voice their preference in a certain breast size. This phrase is in the middle ground of both mantras, "flat is justice" and "oppai is truth." The phrase is for people who don't like massive anime boobs but also don't like flat lolis and instead like average or normal sized breasts.

Shota: Oppai is Truth!
Pedo: Flat is justice!
Normal Person: Medium is Premium!

by Snvw September 21, 2020

meltem

Meltem is a beautiful, wonderful, amazing woman who, once you meet her, you can't help but fall in love with her. At first sight. Like out of a fairy tale. She's complex and brilliant, and she challenges you in ways that you've never been challenged before. She's charismatic, alluring, and intoxicating and she makes you feel things you never felt. She is full of a lust for life that you've never felt, and exposes layers of your humanity you may have never experienced if you hadn't met her. She makes you a bigger, better person by being the biggest and best person you've ever known. She enriches your life, and literally make your life better than anyone else's just by smiling at you. Knowing Meltem is the greatest privilege and the greatest honor in life, and if you are lucky enough to know Meltem, you are blessed better than everyone else.

Guy 1 - I met the most incredible woman last night.

Guy 2 - Was her name Meltem?

Guy 1 - No, it was Sally.

Guy 2 - Then you didn't meet the most incredible woman last night.

by iareskippy October 18, 2012