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country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.
I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.
by JimTim July 1, 2015
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poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.
What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
by maxreboband December 2, 2023
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Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.
Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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lunch twin

A lunch twin is when two friends are becoming best friends but don’t wanna date so they become more than friends and a lot less than a couple. So they become lunch twins and they scream at each other anywhere examples of this would be in face time calls ,middle school, and high school hallways.
LT1: hey have you seen my Lunch Twin??

Person: no?

LT2: LUUUUNCHHH TWIIIIN!!!!

LT1: LUUUUNCHHH TWIIIIN!!!!
by Markus Farker 96 March 5, 2018
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Lunching

Easier way of saying that you're having lunch.
John: Hey Kyle wanna go and buy a whole box of Monster Energy?
Kyle: Later, I'm lunching rn.
by TomatoTastyNot June 16, 2020
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Saskatchewan lunch break

An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.
Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.
by Saskatchewan lunch break September 3, 2022
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Lunching through work

The act of eating your lunch during work hours to free up your lunch hour for other fun activities.
Tina and I are both lunching through work this morning so we can go running on the bayou trails for our lunch date.
by Dglass444 February 6, 2009
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