Skip to main content

Graybar Land

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).
“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”
by Mudit January 31, 2005
mugGet the Graybar Land mug.

land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.
"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"
by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006
mugGet the land mine mug.
Related Words

Land Manity

You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.
*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?
by ATICUS September 12, 2006
mugGet the Land Manity mug.

no man's land

the place in a game of capture the flag that is located between the oposing team's teretories--- a place where neither team can tag anyone and send them to jail. In simple words, an area of land that no one "owns" (hence the name "no man's land"). also known as "nuteral zone" and other various names.
I followed those two kids from the other team out of the no man's land onto our side where I could tag them.
by LuthienTinuviel March 11, 2010
mugGet the no man's land mug.

Landen

Landen is a dick
by Brothebro April 9, 2017
mugGet the Landen mug.

land shark

The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.
I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.
by smittan September 7, 2011
mugGet the land shark mug.

straight laced

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.
If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!
by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010
mugGet the straight laced mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email