Skip to main content

casserole lady

a middle age woman who gifts a casserole to a rich widower in hopes to marry them.
"there will be so many casserole ladies trying to date me."

"All the casserole ladies will be fighting over him after she's gone"

"She's just a casserole lady"
by katz22 December 22, 2022
mugGet the casserole lady mug.

salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
by Lane Ass February 11, 2022
mugGet the salty lady mug.

leggy lady

the lady in a magic show who wears provacative clothing and this includes fishnets and leotard made of sparkly pink material and then usually gets sawed in half
"hey! who's that hooker looking person next to the magician?"
" she's not a hooker! dummy, that is a leggy lady"
by S.Magic-the first November 22, 2013
mugGet the leggy lady mug.

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.
"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
by graham crack March 19, 2014
mugGet the Lady Mayo mug.

Lady Knackers

Fuck! Look at the lady knackers on her!
by MV19 September 18, 2021
mugGet the Lady Knackers mug.

Lady Pleaser

a goatee on an otherwise clean-shaven mans face
My boyfriend is tall with short brown hair and a lady pleaser.
by Retremeco February 18, 2020
mugGet the Lady Pleaser mug.

Ladies Choice

The number one rule at the Black Sh33p LLC. It is always any Ladies Choice who, what and where they kiss, suck or fuck.
The male talent was upset he was sent home from the set. They director told him “Sorry bro, Ladies Choice” as he escorted him from the building personally. She just wasn’t attracted to him.
by theBlackSheep August 12, 2023
mugGet the Ladies Choice mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email