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stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
I gave her a stiff kitty last night
by DirtyToad May 26, 2018
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kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.
Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.
by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018
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Kitty Fu

1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.

2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.

3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.

4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.

5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"

"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."

"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
by Retched Fox June 29, 2019
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Mr Kitty Cat

While Using This Word You Are Talking About Mr brandonardYT's Cat Named Romeo How Sadly Passed Away Because Of Kidney Failure
Brandon Cat Mr Kitty Cat Is Really Cute
by Mr brandonardYT November 6, 2019
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Mama Kitty

The laziest cat you will ever meet. Does not like annoying children, kittens or loud noises. She likes to murder and decapitate baby bunnies in her spare time. And after, take a nice nap on your lap. She has given birth to over 30 kittens. She will remind you of your grandma. She is very bratty and cannot go to sleep without the fireplace on. Will only eat Fancy feast and only drink from her owners vas.
Mama Kitty just murdered another baby bunny!!!

Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
by Sorrynotsorrry625 November 24, 2019
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Kitty

A nickname used (usually from girlfriend to girlfriend)as a way of showing love and affection to your significant other.
Girlfriend 1:"I love you kitty"
Girlfriend 2:"aww i love you too baby!"
by That one weeb that eats ramen November 25, 2019
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Kitti

Someone Who Is Life Is shit and is a little shit
Wow are you a kitti
by Imcooldamit March 21, 2019
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