When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"
My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.
by mr slaughter June 6, 2010
Get the King Midasmug. Disawar Satta King, Faridabad Satta King, Satta King Ghaziabad, Delhi King Satta, Satta King, Satta King Disawar, Disawar
by Satta King Disawar December 26, 2020
Get the Satta Kingmug. a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
Get the Sausage Kingmug. 1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target.
2. A Very Very large sized bong of cannabis.
2. A Very Very large sized bong of cannabis.
1. "He tried to King Hit me, so I easily dodged to the right, jabbed him twice in the stomach, then let go a King Hit of my own while he was still keeled over."
2. "Ohhh...That waz a King Hit!"
2. "Ohhh...That waz a King Hit!"
by Diego September 4, 2003
Get the king hitmug. A: Justin Bieber King of Pop
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.
by Spamandmorespam December 14, 2020
Get the King of Poopmug. by fargo123 May 26, 2010
Get the Fail Kingmug. This is the candidate supported and voted for by the majority when the majority is considered to be the Lollipop guild. The general public were fooled into believing the majority party in power is the Lollipop guild.
Brainwashed public idiot number 1: I believe the best candidate for the position is the Lollipop King.
by Spiritual-Master February 9, 2022
Get the Lollipop Kingmug.