January 15th

send a scandalous picture day :)

hey babe did you know today was January 15th?

Oh snap I'm on it ;)

by boppinpoppin January 15, 2020

January 11th

Take your goldfish on a walk day!!

All those poor fish never get to go on walks so here's your day to do it for them

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out on January 11th?
Person 2: sorry I can't I'm walking my goldfish that day.

by SmartPersonKnowsAll January 10, 2022

January 23

All the prettiest girls are born this day

Hey that girls so pretty!
Ikr
She must be born on January 23

by MissArtist November 9, 2021

January 32nd

This is the day that this one girl tells you if you wanted to go out on the 32nd it makes sense because she dose not ACTUALLY LIKE YOU IDIOT

Hey do you wanna go out on a date January 32nd? "hehehehe"

by GrimmGamer December 15, 2021

January 15

The day humans leave for Mars.

Person 1: Did you here about whats going on January 15?
Person 2: Yeah, we are leaving for Mars!

by Mars Manager December 28, 2020

January 24

National let a guy do your make up day

Bethany: Hey Adam, today's January 24! You have to do my makeup!!
Adam: OKAYY

by January 24 January 23, 2022

january nineth

give a girl ur hoodie today! I DONT MAKE THE RULES!

hey yo it’s january nineth you gotta give that girl ur hoodie

by ****ur****mom**** January 8, 2020