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Joey

Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021
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Joey

A f****** hot cute dude. He cares not just about himself but others. And if you think you have the right to mess with anyone he cares about..... oh boy you’ve made a mistake. He’s so so so charming and a great hand holder. He knows when somethings up and every time he makes you feel better(trust me). He has hella great hair and the sweetest eyes ever. If you have a Joey in your life.....keep him close. He’s irreplaceable.
Me: OMG!!! Joey asked me out today!!!!

Friend: OMG!!! I’m so happy for you!!!
by agent_00freaking7 August 6, 2019
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Joey Smalls

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024
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Joey Lopez

Joey is a sexy teenager with hella hoes. Has a GENORMOUS cock. Drippiest of them all. Subscribe to SwavyWay.
by bootyslayer_236 July 11, 2020
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Joey

Is an incredibly kind and sweet guy. Is always there for people even if they don’t deserve it. Will do anything he can to make his loved ones happy. Incredibly hard working and doesn’t give up. As and incredible smile and beautiful eyes. He’s also incredibly loyal to whomever he’s with and constantly shows his love for them. He has a soft gentle touch that will leave you feeling protected and comfortable. If you have a Joey in your life never let them go cause there incredible
Look there’s Joey”
Really? He’s so nice
by Tiffany1106 August 16, 2022
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kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.
by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017
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Joey

Joey's are some of the most cunning guys to exist. If you don't like a Joey, then there's clearly something wrong with you, not them.

Joeys may deny the fact they're skilled or talented if you ask any of them, but they often tend to underestimate their capabilities. Additionally, they're also some of the most attractive, cunning, and very effective when it comes to their creative thinking.

Not to mention, they're also super friendly, funny, empathetic, and understanding.
Dating someone? Unless their name's Joey, you should probably reconsider...because Joeys are best in romance.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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