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Pine Burn

When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.
"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."
by riiiiick September 5, 2016
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Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.
My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.
by Talibum11 April 20, 2018
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people burning

Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?

Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.
by ALegit March 31, 2017
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burn vac

can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum
ive been burn vacking all day. my whole house smells like a burnt vacuum
by BDANGLES March 8, 2011
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Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
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Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
by SOLS July 11, 2014
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Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.
1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.
by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008
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