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deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer
Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer
by Capt BJ October 13, 2013
mugGet the deck homug.

Ho-Ex

Wife divorced for fucking around and lying about it. Only to it again.
Yo,SaJa repeatly been steppin out on her man and eatin a beef sandwich with mayo and is now a HO-Ex after her husband ended the marriage.
by Precious Baby June 14, 2008
mugGet the Ho-Exmug.

Ho-pourri

The combination of cheap perfumes that forms a putrid cloud of fragrences in the air, usually following groups of trashy club-goers.
"Oh, man. Get a load of this bunch coming at us! You think they're going to Whiskey Dick's to do jello shooters and try to get on Girls Gone Wild?! Oh my god, what's that smell?! I can't breathe! I *cough* CAN'T *cough* BREATHE!"

"Oh, yeah dude. That's the Ho-pourri cloud. It's what you get when you get a nice mix of cheap-ass knock-off perfumes."
by seventies_bush February 4, 2010
mugGet the Ho-pourrimug.

ho feelings

Resembling feminine characteristics and actions by a male. Female emotions demonstrated by a man.
He broke up with his girl now he's having ho feelings.
by Before4 May 1, 2018
mugGet the ho feelingsmug.

ho-riffic

when you have sex with a ho and it was terrific
Yo, I skeeted on dat trick last night and it was ho-riffic!
by SCUBA-D March 3, 2008
mugGet the ho-rifficmug.

Ho breath

The terrible smell coming from your partners mouth after they have just given you a blowjob, disregarding the fact that you told them you had sex with a different person the day before and that you had not taken a shower since.
Dude, I saw a hot lady leaving your house this morning when I was leaving for work.

Yea, she was hot . . . but she had ho breath so bad that I couldn't even kiss her goodbye
by sunkeyeno.3 July 3, 2012
mugGet the Ho breathmug.

ho teh

Nerd slang for "oh the." originally concieved by mistyping both "oh" and "the" in the same sentence.
"dude they're slaughtering you." "no they aren't!" "yes.. they are." "omg they are!! ho teh savagery!"
by ch0pss May 15, 2006
mugGet the ho tehmug.

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