Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 25, 2025

hog glider

the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.

"ily uwu"
"shut the fuck up you meatrider"
"nah fam i use the hog glider card i slide that meat"

by stinkifarts!!!!! July 21, 2023

Hog Leg

A huge turd!

You should have seen thst damned hog leg I just left in that shitter!
Never flush a hog leg. Thaose trophies should be enjoyed.

by Oldrubberlips April 23, 2021

hog

male with a large dick

Yeah im a hog

by Ragehyeat987 May 09, 2021

Hog

hoe skank

“Yo that girl is such a hog!, she slept with like 8 guys”

by Hogsquad August 03, 2019

Hog

Hog ; is a person, 'lit up', on the radar. A hog will trample, wreck in the wake, demonish. There lured into temptation and defined by it.

When the hog of man are left to be, they'll then know lure, blow out the que war.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

Hog

Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.

Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"

by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019