pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

by Widow1 July 20, 2006

horse butt

A very muscular butt that is lacking in roundness. The person who has a horse butt is very physically fit, but their butt does not make you say "dat ass".

Chad: dude, Catalina is so fine!
Gavin: yeah, but she has a horse butt.

by manhole13 November 3, 2013

bangin' horse

a adjective for cool, neat-0, or fucking swell

those boots you got are fucking bangin' horse

by tommy November 4, 2004

hobby horse

This act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.

"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"

Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."

by VP moons December 22, 2005

Charlie Horse

Shotgun a beer with bong bowl piece in top. Light a bowl and it will fill the can with smoke as you drink. When you finish the beer take in the hit.

Oh bonkers, he just passed out after taking a charlie horse.

by RustyDogYo June 9, 2009

Horse Raper

A person who plays red dead redemption more than the average person or is the worst one in the party

Josh is a horse raper since he plays red dead redemption like a fucking retard.

by Captain No balls May 31, 2010

horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

by swineyvee October 10, 2006