when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
by Harry Day October 27, 2009
Noun:
A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.
A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.
by Widow1 July 20, 2006
by tommy November 05, 2004
This act includes, but is not limited to the following:
1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.
1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.
"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"
Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."
Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."
by VP moons December 21, 2005
Shotgun a beer with bong bowl piece in top. Light a bowl and it will fill the can with smoke as you drink. When you finish the beer take in the hit.
by RustyDogYo June 10, 2009
amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.
person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.
by zombiehorse April 10, 2009
by Ropolio July 18, 2017