Google gayness

A celebrity's 'gayness score' as determined by Google's auto-complete feature. The first 10 results this auto-complete feature shows are in turn based on the public's searches when looking up info on a celebrity they suspect is gay or whose relationship status/sexual orientation they are curious about.

Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.
(N.B. examples are bits from the original article)

Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”

Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.

Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.

Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.
My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf
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blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
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The need and desire to use google on a regular basis.
I haven't been on the internet today and therefore missing my google-fix
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googling-schnoodling

The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.
I was in the midst of some intense Googling-Schnoodling before I found what i was looking for.
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consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.
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Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google
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google codes

The Konami Code (Japanese: コナミコマンド, Konami komando, "Konami command") a cheat code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and imformational sections 1 although the code also appears in some non-google domains.2

any codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain
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