Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.
My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf
by kirbside October 17, 2015
Get the Google Diagnostic mug.A celebrity's 'gayness score' as determined by Google's auto-complete feature. The first 10 results this auto-complete feature shows are in turn based on the public's searches when looking up info on a celebrity they suspect is gay or whose relationship status/sexual orientation they are curious about.
Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.
Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.
(N.B. examples are bits from the original article)
Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”
Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.
Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.
Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.
Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”
Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.
Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.
Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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a) You have to do a project for school.
He went google-hunting about the French Revolution for his essay. He did a google-hunt.
b) You want to find out the meaning of a word -
I'll do a google-hunt and find out. I went google-hunting for definitions.
c) How you heard about the war in Iran?
Yes, I did a google-hunt. I went google-hunting.
He went google-hunting about the French Revolution for his essay. He did a google-hunt.
b) You want to find out the meaning of a word -
I'll do a google-hunt and find out. I went google-hunting for definitions.
c) How you heard about the war in Iran?
Yes, I did a google-hunt. I went google-hunting.
by Captain Courageous July 26, 2009
Get the google-hunting mug."I was trying to do a search to find out how many carbohydrates are in this herbal medicine. So I used Google"
"how did your search go?"
"I got carb counters for culinary herbs, lots of information on weight loss herbs, lots of places where I could buy herbs, lots of ads for low carb diets, but absolutely no information on whether slippery elm is too loaded with carbs for me to use for nasal polyps while on my diet-- wow! I got hit again by Google Dearth!"
"how did your search go?"
"I got carb counters for culinary herbs, lots of information on weight loss herbs, lots of places where I could buy herbs, lots of ads for low carb diets, but absolutely no information on whether slippery elm is too loaded with carbs for me to use for nasal polyps while on my diet-- wow! I got hit again by Google Dearth!"
by Coz the Shroom May 10, 2012
Get the Google Dearth mug.The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.
by Googleutron3000 October 23, 2014
Get the googling-schnoodling mug.The internet of the god's; the use of thin flexible fibers of glass or other transparent solids to transmit light signals to your moms home.
Useless peasant you will never beable to have the riches I do, my google fiber is better then even the gods you worship
by Pikachu Creampie November 24, 2017
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