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got milk jugs?

Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.

(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.

"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.

"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.

"You got milk jugs?", I queried.

"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.

I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."

He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."

I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"

(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)
by Carol Ann Shelby December 10, 2006
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i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.
yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!
by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006
mugGet the i got jackedmug.

got my square

This phrase derives from the playing the game 'Rubble Alliance' on Fuzion Frenzy (accompanied by the hard-hitting music of The Prodigy and Rage Against The Machine).

It is said when one competitor has achieved the feat of getting a square area to themselves. It is said immediately upon achieving this.
James: Ahh put on on some Rage or something
Josh: Wah, got my square
by morgangills December 1, 2004
mugGet the got my squaremug.

baby got back

by an drew cumm ings July 29, 2003
mugGet the baby got backmug.

You got me there

The phrase she say when you just get fucking roasted but don’t want to admit it.
Jake:Ben, you look like a fire hose
Ben: you got me there
by Bruh🔥 April 22, 2019
mugGet the You got me theremug.

you got served

"You got served! Your kids got served! You got f'ed in the a!"
by bones April 11, 2004
mugGet the you got servedmug.

You Got Served

a "dancing" movie that proves being 'popular' doesn't mean being 'high quality' and seems to also prove that a large number of Americans may have bad/no taste and intelligence.
1. Americans elected George W Bush into office TWICE!!! - you got served
2. Americans love Yeck!Donalds "food" - you got served - at a counter or window ...
3. "You Got Served" a "movie" (in the same way that CrackDonalds is "food") was hugely "popular" - proof many "got served" for taste & brains at birth.
by dezign December 29, 2010
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