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Goose

One of the most underrated rappers so far. Man that kid spits bars. Words flow through his head at any given moment and he’s probably never truly present in any event. He never disappoints or holds his tongue. Legend says he’s packing packing but you’ll have to find out for yourself.
Yo did you go to that Goose concert??? Shit was off the chain.
by Gone Goose April 18, 2020
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silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills
"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"
by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020
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Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man
Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose
by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022
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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
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Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)
Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school
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goose plucker

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart
by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015
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flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".
I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.
by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011
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