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fried dookie

Bro i’m fried dookie after that blunt
by sosababy January 12, 2025
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fried chicken chat

when a group chat is inactive or barely active for a long period of time, meaning the chat is dead as fuckin fried chicken.
"hey man, why'd you leave my discord server?"
"nobody says anything in there anymore, it's been a fried chicken chat ever since your brother kept spamming goatse..."
by ice bone boy April 12, 2025
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Fratered

To be absolutely fucked over by a coworker, boss, or "leader" who acts like a visionary but is actually just a walking disaster. A person who fraters a project will make every simple task feel like passing a kidney stone, constantly changing the plan without telling anyone, and ultimately delivering a steaming pile of nothing after making everyone else work overtime.

It’s the art of being high-maintenance and low-performance. Someone who is fratered has been mentally drained by a person who treats "moving the goalposts" like an Olympic sport.

Signs you're being Fratered:
The Random Pivot: You finish the work, and they decide they "don't like the vibe" anymore, forcing you to start over at 4:55 PM on a Friday.

The Bureaucracy Boner: They create 15 unnecessary steps for a task that takes 2 minutes, just so they feel like they have a big dick.

Ghosting & Toasting: They disappear when there’s actual work to do, then reappear just to criticize the work you did while they were gone.

Zero-Calorie Delivery: Lots of talking, lots of "synergy," but at the end of the day, the plate is empty.
"We had the deal closed until the CEO fratered it by demanding we change the contract font to Comic Sans and then went on vacation for two weeks."

"I’m about to quit. I’ve been fratered three times this week by Mark; he keeps changing the project specs in his head and getting mad at me for not being psychic."

"Don't let that absolute tool frater this presentation. Just give him a fake remote and tell him he's in charge while we actually get shit done."
by Carl T Anderson January 16, 2026
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Fried Cigarettes

by El Pseudonymio July 29, 2025
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Faitele

"ew look, it's faitele"
by Unknown202908872 September 8, 2025
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Faitele

Faitele is a name of polynesian origin. Although it is usually a masculine name, parents who are faced with the surprise arrival of a female give this name to their child. Females with this name tend to be short-tempered, horizontally challenged, and facially puzzling. If you ever encounter a Faitele in her natural habitat make sure to bring aliment to appease her anger.
Person 1: Hey what rhymes with Feti?
Person 2: Faiteleeeeee
by A_gorgeous.intelligent.girl. September 8, 2025
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Fried Doung Sticks

Fried Doung Sticks is a term used to refer to small hyperactive children with a tendency to pinch others. The term is believed to originate from spicy churros which are sugary and have a pinchy tang
He’s a real Fried Doung Sticks today
by DumblingTheAuraFarmer September 26, 2025
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