Flatbread

Verb

a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie

by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020

Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

@flatfugo

The most swag person ever , follow them on instagram

@Flatfugos so cool

by Miss_gurl December 31, 2020

flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.

*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”

by trparky February 16, 2021

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

FlatBed

something or someone really fucked up

“he stole from the cancer donations he’s flatbed as fuck

shooting up a school is flatbed

by the kfc guy March 7, 2021

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021