February 11th

National fuck your crush day! It dosen't matter if they like you back, or even if they give consent!

Me: Hey, have you heard? It's February 11th!

Friend: and?
Me: It's national fuck your crush day! I can't wait to see (crush name) !

by Date Definition Queen 👑 October 24, 2019

February 28

If this is your birthday you must be the most depressed ass person I’ve ever seem

Damn you were born in February 28, ew

by LucasTheGreatER November 18, 2019

February 5

If you were born on this day.. go back to sleep no1 likes you.

Its february 5 but that means nothing to me

by Saint carne October 16, 2019

february 26

happy feeldog day!

what day is it today ?

it’s february 26 !! happy feeldog day !!

by hunieverse October 15, 2019

February 4

If born on this date most of your actions will flop and never gain traction.

Pedro: hey why haven’t you posted lately

Jose: it’s because I was born on February 4
Pedro: makes sense you flop

by Cloudy.jaid October 16, 2019

February 17

If your born on this day go fuck yourself in the ass. If your name is Joshua you were a mistake

Hey do you see that mistake over there.
Yeah he was probably born February 17th

by Gogo888 November 4, 2019

February 3rd

Some dumb bitch named Anna’s birthday

Person 1: Hey did you hear it’s dumb bitch Anna’s birthday?
Person 2: yeah I hate February 3rd

by Eatmyassbro October 17, 2019