Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005

Fucking up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris

by LôKî™ September 16, 2005

god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.

Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.

by Jadraxx February 21, 2004

fucking facebook

Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010

FUCKING DIE

A word commonly used by Luke Christopher Davies to insult people that are beating him in games online

"I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE" said Luke

by Luke_Davies22 November 19, 2017

chin fucking

To tickle someones chin by wiggleing the fingers up and down usually for an extended period of time.

"I went to the family reunion yesterday and my aunt petunia chin fucked me. She needs to stop her chin fucking."

by dylan69 March 8, 2008

UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY

THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY: Unleash it upon your enemies and watch them crumble beneath your rage.

Man 1: *Runs up to friend* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dieing man: The fury...he fucking unleashed it *death...*
Man 3: I WILL UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY ON YOU TOO IF I NEED TOO!

by HelloKinky June 5, 2009