Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Evan

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying

John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"

by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024

Evan

Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.

Evan slapped my balls earlier

by ananumus124263454567 February 23, 2024

Evan

A smoking hot man that also has a very big dick

Hey its Evan he is very hot and has a big dick

by Ryanatour1 October 16, 2021

Evan

Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses

My friend's an Evan

by Milf attractor June 21, 2021

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Evan bg

Evan is bg and have not like riri

Evan bg is shitting on ur daronne

by Riri pas la ref July 26, 2022