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Deader than Dylann Roof

An expression used when explaining how devoid of life something is, how a prisoner isn't going to survive their prison sentence, or how dead something/person is.

(Dylann Roof was a neo-nazi who went and shotup a black church in charleston south carolina and killed 9 people with the intent to start a race war, he then was convicted of all 33 counts against him and many are eligible for the death sentence and even if Roof is somehow given only a life sentence, the general population is sure to kill him)
Last years memes are deader than dylann roof,

When Lee Oswald was arrested and was thought to have killed JFK, he was deader than dylann roof,

King Tut is deader than dylann roof,
by Some cracker from ridgeville January 6, 2017
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Dylan

A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.
Dylan: red car *punches you*
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.

Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you
by eraserimlistingthingsonmydesk September 18, 2011
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Dylan is probably the worst player and a HUGE jerk. He always makes fun of you and never apologizes. He only thinks of himself and thinks he is the most sexy dude on earth which isn't true AT ALL. He is popular but doesn't deserve to be. Sometimes he can be considerate but that is not very often. This is to you Dylan. You know who you are.
(Says things that aren't true, is VERY inappropriate, and needs to know his faults, Dylan!)
by fineas October 24, 2012
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Dylan is a bad boy
by Dirty Dylan 069 November 30, 2016
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Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.
Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.
by raw_power April 1, 2009
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A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.
That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!
by RedishDick April 12, 2011
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A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).
I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
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