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Discourteous driver

During sex when the man (driver) switches lanes (holes) without signaling
Mary had trouble sitting after a night with Dave. She told all her friends she was up for anything but didn't expect him to be a discourteous driver.
by BigWave December 29, 2008
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asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.
This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.
by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011
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format my hard drive

A process that erases all of the data on a computer's hard drive.
Damn! I had over 50 gigs of GILF porn until my computer fucked up and I had to format my hard drive.

Its GILF porn time! Oh yeah, I forgot I had to format my hard drive. FUCK! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!
by anonymous69 July 20, 2008
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Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"
by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009
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Taco bell drive through

When two girls are "69ing" and a guy is banging the top girl in the butt. As he pulls out she poops a little and said poop falls into the bottom girls mouth.
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I was watching this porn and this dude was banging this chick in the butt while another girl ate her out. he pulled his cock out and the girl on bottom got some taco bell drive through!
by The Sikness April 1, 2013
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Cadillac Driver

A person who "drives" a Cadillac.

A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.

A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)
Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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Yellow Car Drivers

People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.
Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"
by White car driver.. May 20, 2009
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