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Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
mugGet the Silenced Guided Dildo Launchermug.

Dildo of Justice

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!
by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025
mugGet the Dildo of Justicemug.

dildo

anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it
Aww man did you see tracy?! That bitch used a katana as a dildo!
by atinky butthole March 5, 2021
mugGet the dildomug.

dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina
"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"
by Mokesdad September 23, 2017
mugGet the dildo pocketmug.

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
mugGet the Spicy Fire Dildomug.

Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock
"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"
by MeminDemon October 29, 2019
mugGet the Dildomug.

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021
mugGet the fat dildo in my pussymug.

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