David 

David is an amazing, funny, affectionate, and smart guy. He is like the sun in a dark room. Treasure him while he’s in your life, because once he’s gone, you won’t find another like him.

If you need someone to cheer you up, just find David!

You won’t find another guy like David!

David by girlwhoisdownbad January 2, 2025

David 

David is the type of guy that will brighten up your day. He is really sweet and caring, and will try his best to fulfill whatever you ask of him! He's really easy to talk to and has such a cute smile and laugh. He will be patient with you and treat you right. He's perfect boyfriend material in my opinion :)

Lauren: Is that David?
Maddie: yessssssss the sweetest guy ever

David by MaddieisNOTshort January 6, 2025

David 

gooner

David is such a gooner

David by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

David 

An Autistic Fag

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."

David by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025

David 

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

David by Krifti January 21, 2025

DAVID 

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

.

Guy do u like david. No david

has autism

DAVID by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025

David 

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

David by Marker000 May 24, 2025