David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.
by El Chalequito November 6, 2010
Get the David LaForcemug. Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
Get the David Wolfemug. by Ligs March 1, 2019
Get the David Blanusmug. An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.
by Chadouken June 9, 2019
Get the Dammit Davidmug. A ladies man or player.
by anonymous August 8, 2023
Get the David Deanmug. Executed in the canine position where one spits on the woman's back leading her to believe the man has had a happy ending. When she turns around for a cuddle she just finds herself standing in the rain instead.
by YEahboY MarkP May 9, 2006
Get the david copperfieldmug. An amazing pitcher for the Yankees. Number 30. The next Mariano Rivera he's amazingly cute, funny, talented, flawless and gorgeous. You really can't beat him. Known for his highsocks (which he's been rocking since June 29th 2008). Has a charity called Highsocks for Hope.
by Highsocks4life30 October 10, 2011
Get the David Robertsonmug.