by JWB` April 06, 2009
Ur mom is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Ur dad is wait a minute u got no dad.
He left for milk but never came back. cry about it.😢
Ur dad is wait a minute u got no dad.
He left for milk but never came back. cry about it.😢
by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022
Dad Beer:
1. n. Cheap, re-released domestic beer popular during the early to mid 20th century now purchased by younger consumers due its novelty and inexpensive price.
2. Beer that tastes like the first sip of your dad's beer when you were 10.
1. n. Cheap, re-released domestic beer popular during the early to mid 20th century now purchased by younger consumers due its novelty and inexpensive price.
2. Beer that tastes like the first sip of your dad's beer when you were 10.
Ex. Pabst Blue Ribbon, Shlitz, Coors, Miller High Life, Miller Genuine Draft, Carling Black Label, Blatz, Red Dog, Budweiser, Colt 45, Strohs, anything that comes in a 30 pack for under $20.
"Whoa, $12 for a case of Blatz?! Dude, this tastes like piss!"
"Yeah, man. It's dad beer!"
"Whoa, $12 for a case of Blatz?! Dude, this tastes like piss!"
"Yeah, man. It's dad beer!"
by KristophShredski January 16, 2013
Vape dad is a vape enthusiast, typically a divorced gen X-er with kids who hate him.It is versatile term, but all tend to lack self awareness and the funds required to fuel their newly found passion in e juices and the latest coil technology. He believes that vaping keeps him in touch with the culture of his offspring, but is seen as an embarrassment by their generation and really, just about anyone else who doesn't vape. Ridiculed by all but he, it is the only counterculture that we all can agree needs to fade out faster than those damned fruity clouds.
"Vapedad, please pick up the cigars pipes, and cigarettes and put down those gay cloud machines you rip on in your piece of shit convertible"
"Pops has been a total vape dad since he got out of rehab. He replaced his crack pipe with a vaporizer. I have to say, I liked him better before."
"Whenever Vape Dad gives me rides to school, I go in smelling like latte, fruitloops, or whatever E- juice he bought on his E-harmony date to at Artistian Vapes. It is terrible."
"Pops has been a total vape dad since he got out of rehab. He replaced his crack pipe with a vaporizer. I have to say, I liked him better before."
"Whenever Vape Dad gives me rides to school, I go in smelling like latte, fruitloops, or whatever E- juice he bought on his E-harmony date to at Artistian Vapes. It is terrible."
by DayOfTheDad December 03, 2016
by Girldad March 12, 2020
hero dads are those guys at the outdoor rink that try way too hard or when u steal the puck from thier kid they come and hack u in the ankle. maybe take the occasional slapper
by skatesss January 11, 2007
Dad: My son says I only make 'dad jokes'. What's a 'dad joke'?
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.
by cjfinks July 29, 2015