Barking Disorder

barking disorder is when u make dog barks in lessons so u can sneak ur dog in
by sammyammyaheheh September 14, 2020
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barking disorder

barking disorder is when you cant stop barking uncontrollably.
"oh my god she has barking disorder!"
"poor girl"
by rubyrose1245 October 02, 2020
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1)Still trying to 'Make it'. 2)Sticking with something long after any success is possible. 3)An act of self denile based on the stuborn need to justify a career choice in the arts: Actors, musicians, Great American novelist. 4)Sticking with a ridiculous belief system because you pissed off so many people over the years you can't just own up and apologise.
1)"This 56 year old waiter showed me his head shot. Serious Post Dramatic Stress Disorder."

2)"He moved to LA. He still thinks metal is going to be big again."
"He's got Post Dramatic Stress Dissorder and thinks he's Vince Neal."
by syd jesus May 13, 2009
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Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.
“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”
by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022
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When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.
by SAM RILEY May 14, 2018
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chaddz disorder

A disorder when you are too big crazy.
“Bro that girl likes a new guy every single week I think she has chaddz disorder!”
by lequefajones October 31, 2019
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