CND (Chronic Nut Disorder)

1-Disease causing niggas to bust nuts

2-Those that are diagnosed with a disorder that causes extended sexual climax which can last up to several hours

“Ayo,that nigga started dating that model with the fake ass,nigga fucked around and got CND (Chronic Nut Disorder) now”

by Blitztatic_bluu September 8, 2022

Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.

person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!

by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022

jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.

He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.

by kmrtnz April 25, 2022

American Personality Disorder

A Chronic health condition that often begins in high-school that features high levels of selfishness without any selflessness aka extreme narcissism, frequent use of drugs from Marijuana, alcohol, and sometimes harder ones despite legality and health concerns, also features high levels of social media use, pathological lying, wasting money on unnecessary items, services, and wasting my on people who can get their own money, also involves unrealistic relationship goal thar only consider one person whether ot friends or more,, some are vindictive and ig they feel hurt will come after all your worldly possessions which could include your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness but a lot a time it's just money because that's all they really care about. I'm not surevif there is a cure for the sickness, but in my opinion it is better of not engaging there is no winning with an American Personality Disorder. The only way to win the American Personality Disorder is not play with them. Cause if you do play they will play you until you are left with nothing and they will move right on to their next goal. And in the process those with American Personality Disorder will sometimes put you down and make you feel small, crazy, or out if mind, dealing with those types can lead to psychosis if not careful. But if youvlearn to recognize the traits, patterns of your typical American personality

He/she/they have been Americanized his/her/there thoughts are not based on facts/reason/logic/reality/opinions it might be based on propaganda in form of social media(news,instagram,politics,friend groups, family groups, other loved ones, spirituality, religion, etc). The thing that separates those with American Personality Disorder from others is that they are not only ignorant and arrogant they are selfish without any selflessness. Which basically means many times they just get,take, recive and don't give. In my opinion not a good relationship. In my opinion the reason for this is because I think one party in my opinion usually views themselves as better than the other like have a big ego, that paints themselves as better than the other by doing this they are able to take advantage of others without feeling guilty cause they apparently are the moral high ground and they often do this via spirituality or religion, or social media, etc but in short there no better it's better to not engage. Trust/love/think/Be/Believe in Yourself and set a positive goal and let your mind guide you towards it and just follow the law so order can be maintained and people can live in peace. It's a simple and marvelous as that.

by Ordinary Human from Planet Ear April 26, 2022

spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022

giorgio disorder

when your a pussy

Dude why are you not talking to that girl over there
cause I got giorgio disorder

by gsay May 5, 2022