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Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
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Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Dildoeing

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.
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dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.
Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!
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