chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

by Hari Fernandez Gonzales December 10, 2007

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

jamaican chocolate chip

term used by common niggaz to insult another brethren (person of nigger descent)

Black 1: "Shut yo jamaican chocolate chip mouf!"

Black 2: "Naw cuh!!!!!!!"

by davante February 1, 2007

25% more chips

The biggest lie told by chips companies. A recurring marketing tactic to increase sales while only adding 2 more pieces as to not be considered false advertising.
Also known as "25% more air".

This package has 25% more chips!
Cap🧢

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

Chip Chop Riverwalk

Using the thumb to rub the clitoris while using a finger to stimulate the g-spot or the u-spot

Yo, I was giving my girl the chip Chip Chop Riverwalk last night and she squirted all over my bed.

I took home this fine sweet honey from the club a few weeks ago, gave her the Chip Chop Riverwalk, and she's been calling me everyday for some more.

by Rockinsquare007 November 21, 2016

sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)

bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"

by lebeetch September 9, 2020

Fish and Chips Yeah?

A New Zealand slang word for asking a group of friends to face time.

Wanna talk fish and chips yeah?

by Kiwiprovesamericanswrong January 11, 2019