chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

by Hari Fernandez Gonzales November 14, 2007

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

jamaican chocolate chip

term used by common niggaz to insult another brethren (person of nigger descent)

Black 1: "Shut yo jamaican chocolate chip mouf!"

Black 2: "Naw cuh!!!!!!!"

by davante January 27, 2007

oobie doobie chip

A small disk inserted into the back of someone’s neck.

William needs that oobie doobie chip for his behavior.

by Shmo January 26, 2018

Ol bannana chips

A nonce

Ol bannana chips is a nonce

by Robux_Master666 October 24, 2020

Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 08, 2017

Chip Chop Riverwalk

Using the thumb to rub the clitoris while using a finger to stimulate the g-spot or the u-spot

Yo, I was giving my girl the chip Chip Chop Riverwalk last night and she squirted all over my bed.

I took home this fine sweet honey from the club a few weeks ago, gave her the Chip Chop Riverwalk, and she's been calling me everyday for some more.

by Rockinsquare007 November 21, 2016