a homosexual that is too short to come out of the closet. They go with the next best option and that's a cabinet.
Chenz: I'm coming out of the closet Soulfur: You're a cabinet gay because you're so short. LeYesnt: Chenz is a cabinet gay Naag: XD lmao
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Bill was a cabinetmaker in the navy
by Llewellyn87 January 5, 2021
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Cop 1: the car was going so fast, I couldn't pick it up on radar!
Cop 2: the driver must have been a Caine.
Cop 2: the driver must have been a Caine.
by Octopussy13 January 15, 2021
Get the Caine mug.belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
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