Captain Poopshoot

A comeback to any gay joke that you are the butt of
Also, for people who are really dicks, assholes, or really stupid.

Shut up Captain Poopshoot, you ass-packing anal pirate who likes to shove his treasure in everyone's south seas, likes to swab the poop deck, and go Arggggghh matey

by LIke you care August 2, 2006

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Captain Cowdung

George W Bush.
A fucking idiot, or a ignorant prick, or a racist mother fucker.
Also something you can say to simple people like farmers or other dumb fucks.

That fucking Captain Cowdung really went to far now!

by 10th Of 12 August 2, 2006

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Captain Cupcake

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.

1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.

by CowboyAg February 4, 2007

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Somebody who overuses the word awesome and constantly refers to themselves as such but because they're so aswesome nobody cares.

Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.

A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.

Captains of Awesome can be male and female.

Sarah: OMG did you hear? Barney Stinson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around us!!

Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...

Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird

Bob:...still Chuck Norris

Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!

Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.

by Mallie_Allie November 11, 2009

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