When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.
When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude
by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010
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This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!
by anonymous6812 March 23, 2008
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"So how was it?" says Eric.
"Not bad, but the normal ass hole wasn't doin it for me," said Ryan, "So I had to pull a Canadian Neck Breaker on him."
"Your probably wanted for murder," says Eric.
"Not bad, but the normal ass hole wasn't doin it for me," said Ryan, "So I had to pull a Canadian Neck Breaker on him."
"Your probably wanted for murder," says Eric.
by The Motherman April 9, 2009
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When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.
by Red Kayak November 16, 2010
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Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.
Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.
Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?
by Jason Hard January 11, 2009
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The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)
The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)
Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!
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