The Covid

Old people refer to the coronavirus as the "the covid" in northern states instead of just calling it "Covid" or "Coronavirus"

"Have you seen the news? The Covid is running rampid."

by Dr. Ronald Harvey December 1, 2022

Covid Environmental Cunt

CEC Covid EnvironmentalCunt

A person who thinks a global pandemic is a good thing as it helps clean the air, restore the ozone layer at the expense of the human beings who populate the planet.

My friend says the birdsong is so loud and clear, but I’m sorry your friends died. I think he’s a right Covid Environmental Cunt

by Flash Armour April 5, 2020

Covid Casualty

Something that you really liked or enjoyed doing before Covid. Watching sporting events, reading certain genres, Dining out, being around people.

Due, are you going to watch every game during March Madness? No, I won't watch games any more. It's a Covid Casualty

by Norman1973 March 17, 2022

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.

by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Covid-🐲

When the spirit of the dragon, a creature worshipped by superstitious mainland Chinese, is demoniacally linked to the coronavirus, which was unprovenly leaked out from a lab in Wuhan, before it spread worldwide—Beijing lied about its initial failure to contain the virus, until whistleblowers informed the world about China’s high number of infections and deaths.

Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?

by Covido December 13, 2020

Covid luck

Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19

"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"

by Justinpar1247 January 3, 2022