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Colored Chained Chair

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world
When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.
by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019
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Colorguard

A SPORT where you can get any injury under the sun.
I was doing a toss once at Colorguard and it hit me and gave me a black eye. It was swollen for weeks. (True story)
by Eyou131 April 25, 2019
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colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.
Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.
by saltybirdman September 9, 2019
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Colorgo

He is Colorgo
by tacobellshits September 10, 2019
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colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.
“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break
by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019
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Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.
Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!
by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020
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Colorcon

where rich scammers put money on a "persons head"
Jordan got stuck in a colorcon and died for 50 grand
by Jasojaso June 10, 2021
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