Mr Cole

A Mr Cole loves the system of clocks and how they work. There are many things that a Mr Cole adores, writing fives (in one singular motion) , anything to do with feet and being in any classroom that has no whiteboard tables. A Mr Cole cannot stand students being on task and will purposely make them get off task. A Mr Cole tries to conform certain students to obligatory tasks and denies them the civil right of speech by taking their hats. A Mr Cole also has the hots for Desmos.

Person 1: Oh I have the hots for Desmos
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.

by DonnaHat November 7, 2022

Cole

The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.

Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"

Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"

by Sillycatgurl January 28, 2024

Erin Cole

A stud, A person of many men. Always falls for the emo ones.

Oh my god that girl is such a Erin Cole!

by KorbeanPares March 28, 2022

Denise Cole

A demented delusional drug addicted cracked up ghetto bitch with cancer... She has a leg for a tongue and speaks like a dying frog. You may see a wild Denise Cole searching for used cigs on the street, or asking to prostitute! When encountering a Denise you may either want to walk away before you're stuck conversating about how bad she feels for herself for hours, or call the police to report it before it transmits it's diseases to the public.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard from Denise Cole?
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.

by DeniseFoundMe December 5, 2021

Cole

Cole is a beautiful and sexy human being. He cares about all people and is usually calm. He doesn’t care what you think about him. You will strive to date a guy like Cole but he is nearly unobtainable and is very loyal when he is in a relationship. He will be having fun with his friends as much as he can. His beautiful blue eyes, ripped bod, and perfect hair always leaves you speechless. He will always be good at kissing, hugging and anything sexual. Many people want to be friends with Cole but will not talk to him in fear of being ignored. However, he loves all of his friends. Cole is an outstanding example of what a perfect person would look like. Has a huge monster dong. You’re gonna need a lot of lube

Cole is a perfect human being

by Big boy season June 13, 2018

Cole

That one trans best friend that thought it was a good idea to change his name to a character's name from Ninjago.

There known to crack inappropriate jokes at the worst possible moments.
And for dying their hair all colors of the rainbow.

If you ever discover this creature in the wild please turn on your hotspot on your phone because they do not have serviceXD

Why the hell are you like this Cole?

by I need mental help part 2 June 6, 2021

cole

Cole is an amazing person, a great friend who is always there for you. he always cheers you up when your down, hes hilarious, kind, caring, a great listener and you wish he could see himself the way you see him. He makes your day better in an instant and is one of the major things you look forward to everyday, hes your bestfriend. Once hes in your life hes defintley a huge part of it and you can't imagine your life without him in it. Not all cole's are amazing but once you meet the right one youll know just how great he is. At least the cole in my life is.

person: ive had a really bad day and i dont know what to do

person 2: i think you should talk to cole, hes a great guy and an amazing listener
person: your so right, he made me feel 10x better

by 123awsumpowsum April 4, 2024