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Get the Loud City mug.salford city academy, sometimes referred to as salford shitty academy is a shit school in the best estate in the world in salford, england. this school consists of cocky year 7s acting hard and telling staff to suck their mums, the chavs smoking weed and selling £1 b&h cigs outside the shop, all the year 8, 9 and 10 girls with their shitty fake designer bags looking like a walking talking wotsit and the wannabe roadmen that would definitely rob you for a five bag of weed. however, if you go here their is some real g's and sound kids. this school cares more about you bringing your planner and reading book to school then kids mental health and you will most likely have a teacher put you in isolation if you do anything wrong. they also care way too much about the uniform. white socks? isolation. black skirts? isolation. skinny pants? isolation.
the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.
in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.
big up gorgeous paul
the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.
in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.
big up gorgeous paul
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Get the salford city academy mug.A term to describe Los Angeles because It’s an overpriced city filled with landlords who price gouge their rent and don’t bother to have the place remodeled unless if they can charge more for it. You won’t be able to find a studio in LA that’s clean and well kept unless if it’s newly remodeled. Almost every building is old and has tons of pests and roaches in them. You’re basically paying high cost living for slummy living.
“Hey boo. I just got back from Los Angeles after being there for a month.”
“Ew. You mean slumlord city?”
“Why are you calling it that?”
“Because, you can’t get a nice place without roaches or a psycho landlord unless if you make a lot of money already. Those slum lords leach off of their tenants and don’t even bother to fix up the place. When I lived there, everyone there pretty much calls it slumlord city. Many people are moving out of LA because buildings are dominated by them.”
“Ew. You mean slumlord city?”
“Why are you calling it that?”
“Because, you can’t get a nice place without roaches or a psycho landlord unless if you make a lot of money already. Those slum lords leach off of their tenants and don’t even bother to fix up the place. When I lived there, everyone there pretty much calls it slumlord city. Many people are moving out of LA because buildings are dominated by them.”
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Dude we should lock the doors tonight. The Sioux City Diddler is on the prowl again.
That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.
That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.
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List of songs in the album:
Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris
List of songs in the album:
Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris
Person1: have you listened to Your City Gave Me Asthma?
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.
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