Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022

Left foot volley breakfast

The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey

"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"

by Sutas October 27, 2009

Middle-Eastern Breakfast

Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.

Shannon: Let's fuck!
Mike: Yeah, let's do the Middle-Eastern Breakfast!

by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008

German Breakfast Infaculation

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009