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Bohemian Breakfast

A recipe used in certain cultures throughout the world.

Ingredients: ½ stick of butter, four slices of bacon and three hard-boiled eggs.

Directions: Wrap bacon around butter and insert into partner’s rectum. Add (into rectum) shelled eggs and mix with penis until smooth texture is noted. Forcibly remove into 8 inch frying pan and cook over medium heat until light golden brown color of eggs fluff.
After an evening of passion my lover and I enjoyed a Bohemian Breakfast on our vista as the sun rose over the horizon.
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American Breakfast

That what the decadent Amis (who are no bros to tha culture) after thier orgies, left for us.
Some cheap Fastfood from any blabla-buy-my-fat-supersize-store.
Mostly the remaining Stuff of the Triple and Quater-Pounders with a weird sauce pickles some mass called "cheese" and some contemptible, disgustig "French"-Fries with too much Salt. They Call it Cheeseburger by MC Dirt.
To have for the absolute Rest of your Money, nearby the local Trainstation. Better take to the Train.
pit : "oh man these american breakfasts killing me. I guess I ' ll pay anyday with my Puke on it"
kalle : "alda, go for mamas lasange next time or ask me to grill you some deli schnitzel, bro!"
by GuyNextCorner April 18, 2009
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breakage

when something of yours breaks
I've got some major breakage here
by Silly October 1, 2004
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breakfastizzle

My daily breakfastizzle consists of bacon and eggs.
by ES0 March 27, 2005
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Breakfast Scotch

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.
Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>
by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009
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Breakfast Club Waffles

A group of teenage girls/boys who hangout together as a family and call themselves "waffles" and have individual breakfast related code names and their own sign lang. and also have a made up word called "nurr".
Where are the rest of the Breakfast Club Waffles hanging this weekend?
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Slut Breakfast

The combination of drinking a coffee and smoking a cigarette.
We were at the outdoor cafe and all Tom wanted was a Slut Breakfast. He pulled out a cigarette and promptly ordered a coffee.
by Adam Jones Is Not Real September 11, 2010
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