(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.
by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 13, 2011
1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 08, 2018
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
by pastramilad November 23, 2022
The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey
by Sutas October 27, 2009
Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.
by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008
The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.
by TT Jackson March 11, 2014