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baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.
Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.
by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009
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bake over

when you smoke a lot of weed the day before and you wake up light headed the next day very lazy not wanting to do anything, this is usually cured by smoking more weed.
joe:chris i can't we smoked an 8th by ourselves last night, man i have a bake over right now.
by lang gwai lo February 14, 2010
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Bakeaphilia

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!
Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!
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Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.
Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.
by effinbrian March 27, 2011
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bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.
Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?
by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011
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baked potato

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato
by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019
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baked

Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.
I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.
by 1947338271 May 15, 2021
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