Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.
by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024
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Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.
Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".
by The Neigh September 5, 2019
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distract yourself

To frig yourself off
Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
by Burmbly May 26, 2024
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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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GO FUCK YOURSELF

The intended response to a failing grade.
Okay Thomas, you scored an F on your test.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by GO FK YOURSELF May 26, 2023
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drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
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Go fuck yourself

A thing to tell your teachers on the last day of school which means "I hope you become fulfilled with your life and find happiness".
James- "Hey Mr. Jones, you've been a great teacher all year, and I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself"
Mr. Jones- "That is such a nice thing to say, I hope you have an amazing summer!"
by Nomboss June 2, 2023
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