square meters

a howmanyever meter long line squared makes a square meter.

That carpet justin bought a few days ago was like...

3 square meters.

by some random ass kid January 18, 2022

square one

12 months without having sex, leaves you with a clean slate. Meaning you havent fucked no one foh.

katie: Yo im back at square

anthony: damn its been 12 months foh
katie: yeah im a virgin now
anthony: aye back at square one

by briansclubhouse September 19, 2019

straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 28, 2018

E.D. squared

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.

Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.

by SJL123 August 13, 2020

Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.

by aquarianspacecat May 29, 2018

Square Hunting

A rigorouros and depesarte act of scavenging used cigarettes off the floor of the streets. It is mainly done by desperate minors with no connections to buy tobbaco and people from Romania. People who do this activty drag thier friends into doing this while risking the humiliation. It is a very nasty task and you will eventually get gharnarhea in the mouth.

"Andrei stop square hunting"

"Nah dog, I need my toabbaco... WOOF WOOF"

by Brendan Oniell May 04, 2012

totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 08, 2010