Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

bat man bat

when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat

‘woah look it’s bat man bat’

by justanotherbatmanbatenthusiast August 31, 2019

bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014

Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.

Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"

by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015