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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
mugGet the eating baked beans while watching cars twomug.
from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
mugGet the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with youmug.

Bake

The word use to warn somebody your about to roast the shit out of them in amount of seconds
"I'm bout to bake"
by Dabootywarrrior September 15, 2019
mugGet the Bakemug.

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).
Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?
by mr richard August 13, 2019
mugGet the Wake and bake and bakemug.

Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
mugGet the Loaded Baked Potatomug.

Baking the Piss

Another way of saying Taking the Mickey. This time, there's no Disney twist. Sorry malwarebytes!
Rosechu, stop Baking the Piss!
by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025
mugGet the Baking the Pissmug.

clam bake

The act of smoking weed through one’s vagina.
Brittany and I are planning on celebrating 4/20 with a good old-fashioned clam bake!
by elgooGcM May 15, 2018
mugGet the clam bakemug.

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