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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
mugGet the eating baked beans while watching cars twomug.
from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
mugGet the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with youmug.

Bake Off

by John the jihadi January 3, 2022
mugGet the Bake Offmug.

Baked Alaska

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"
by SGQueen April 13, 2022
mugGet the Baked Alaskamug.

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.
Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!
by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014
mugGet the baked breadmug.

Shake'n Bake

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.
The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!
by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018
mugGet the Shake'n Bakemug.

Baked

Person 1: nigga I’m baked

Person 2: yall I’m baked too

Person 1: hahah
by Slumpgod101 January 5, 2019
mugGet the Bakedmug.

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