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Chris Browned 

A term for battery or assault. It can also be used to describe an accomplishment.
Im going to Chris Brown your ass punk.

Q: Hey how did you do on that Sociology test?
A: Bro I Chris Browned that shit
Chris Browned by dmhabe March 16, 2009

brownies 

if a girl randomly asks you, "do you like brownies?" She is really asking do you want to have sex right now?!?!?!
brownies by sexiswhatiknow November 14, 2011

BrownieBro 

Browniebro is the definition of an absolute mad lad who goes in no matter what. Some people would say he is more brownie than bro. but no matter what he is his ferocity is what drives the browniebro
Yea so i was playing some games with my boi when he suddenly went full browniebro on the other team
BrownieBro by tairock March 20, 2021

Wrong brownies 

Comes from an FML where a guys accidentaly ate his roomates pot brownies before a job interveiw (was so stoned he couldnt answer the questions)

when someone is wasted or stoned when they shouldnt really be or there was no obvious reason, usually they did it on purpose. However, occasionally people do 'eat the wrong brownies'. Can be used for someones whos drunk but really means pot brownies.
1. "Dude, why am i so stoned?"

"idk did u eat the wrong brownies?"

2. "Hey did you see that guy at school today, he totaly ate the wrong brownies"

salmonella brownies 

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.
Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

cuttin' brownies 

If I don't stop cuttin' brownies my asshole is going to get sore.
cuttin' brownies by Cornbang March 23, 2016