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A barrel full of monkeys

This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys, and their arms can loop together to make a chain. In other words, not very fun.
"Dude, how was your grandma's house?"
"It was a barrel full of monkeys"
by dudefromSD December 27, 2007
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Double Barrel Shotgun

From the people who brought you the shotgun... The double-barrel shotgun will revolutionize the way you get trashed...A double shot of vodka immediately followed by a shotgunned beer...alcohol consumption has never been so efficient
Wanna shotgun a beer?
Fuck that, let's do a double barrel shotgun
by Hamilton Porter December 18, 2010
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double-barrel buck shot

"Double-barrel buck shot" is actually mixing 2 related terms. "Double-barrel" is any gun using two barrels; they can be "over-under" or side-by-side. Here Beck is referring to a shotgun, because he follows that by saying "buck shot" which, btw, is generally written "buckshot" (one word). Shotgun shells are generally filled with small pellets that spread out after they leave the barrel. Buckshot is larger, heavy pellets used for home defense or hunting large game - like a "buck," which is a male deer. Hence the name.
To punish Beck for inventing the term double-barrel buck shot, I grabbed my grandfather's double barrel from over the fireplace and unloaded two rounds of buckshot into Beck's ass.
by Pointless_Contributor November 30, 2015
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barrel of laughs

An unfunny or annoying person.

The term was originally used to refer to a funny person or situation, but is used sarcastically so often that the original meaning is all but lost.

Similar to laugh riot.
Yeah, he's a regular barrel of laughs. Shoot me, please.
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
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Barnyard Panties

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
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barnyard commando

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.
Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
by JynnxT August 3, 2007
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