Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

bone bank

a term used for a very tight vagina.

Dude, I gotta go make a deposit in her bone bank, cuz that shit is money!

by Leywhozayher January 1, 2012

ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

ben bank like men and hes also like fifa this means hes wierd and like licking Ilya Sorokin because he taste like a sink after you clear your teeth and when johnny sweat of after ding your mum

ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

by gay ben sad ben dover bending December 2, 2021

bop a baby bank

The abortion clinic

Sarah: I'm pregnant...

Johnny: Are you getting an abortion?

Sarah: Yea I'm going to the bop a baby bank tomorrow.

by sidthesquid420 February 9, 2021

Money In the Bank

Money in the bank is WWE Paper Per View (PPV) where multiple matches but there is a match where there is a briefcase dangling over the ring and there are 6-8 people who are each trying to climb a ladder and get the briefcase because if you get it you can use it to get a match with any champion to get the title at any place at any time

Person 1. Did you see Money In the Bank yesterday

Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase

Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in

Person 2. Yeah lets hope

by TheRandomGuyForYou July 10, 2023

stripper bank

A box under your bed filled with dirtier than usual 1's, 5's, and 20's that smell of butt sweat. The money may also appear to glitter from the lotion, glitter, and bodily bodily fluids they picked up during the transaction in which they were acquired.

Porsche was shocked to hear that the lender a picture of the money from her stripper bank as proof of funds to close her transaction.

by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015

BAnk

A combination of having a bath and masturbating from 30 minutes to 2 hours.

Made by combining words bath and wank

-Where is Josh?
-Dunno, I’ve seen him an hour ago with a towel, shampoo and hand cream.

-He must be having a BAnk

by David Ya February 6, 2019