Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022

alangasaurus

once it's at level 40, it has the sucking power of 10,000 karens.
jurassic world's death.

girl-did you see that alangasaurus!
boy-wow! he's a good sucker!

by tyranospider February 28, 2022

alanis eve

the day before alanis's birthday.

omg today is alanis eve!

by allaanniiss February 28, 2022

Alan Shore

Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.

Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore

by thatwordgeek007 March 8, 2022

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Also a dumbass

Wow it’s a alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022

Alan

Alan would be an amazing Grandad to anyone. He is kind at caring and loves cars. I knows when somthing is rong and tries to make it right

Alan is amazing Grandad

by 15476 March 10, 2022

Alana

Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.

Alana is beautiful woman

by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022